The Republic of Counties of USA is a mid-sized, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 85 million Counties of USAians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, liberal, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 13.0%.

The Counties of USAian economy, worth 4.46 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 52,470 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Counties of USA's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Counties of USA is ranked 163,822^nd in the world and 9^th in Counties for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,173.35 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.