The Empire of Coscivia is a titanic, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 23.781 billion Coscivians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.1%.

The strong Coscivian economy, worth a remarkable 1,576 trillion saars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 66,307 saars, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, organ donation rates have hit a new low, genetic researchers have been expelled, and married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Coscivia's national animal is the petrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Coscivia is ranked 228,344^th in the world and 11^th in Ocean for Nicest Citizens, with 11.33 average smiles per day.