The Corvinian Puppet State of Corvinian Eurasia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by King Alexander II with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 4.058 billion Corvinian Eurasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sortava. The average income tax rate is 39.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Corvinian Eurasian economy, worth 136 trillion Corvinian pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 33,596 Corvinian pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Sortava with effluent, Corvinian Eurasia has designated Sortava as its capital city, King Alexander II has just been declared ruler of Corvinian Eurasia in an international press conference, and Corvinian folk religion has been named as Corvinian Eurasia's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Corvinian Eurasia's national animal is the dinosaur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Corvinian folk religion.

Corvinian Eurasia is ranked 138,889^th in the world and 1^st in Yoshiville for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 462.76 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.