The Richest Legitimate Dominion of Corvetteland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Arthur with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 5.427 billion Corbitanics are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandiônia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Corbitanic economy, worth a remarkable 1,227 trillion pilas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 226,139 pilas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,137,499 per year while the poor average 25,126, a ratio of 45.3 to 1.

The recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters, the nation's "surprisingly chill" military is renowned for its horrendous war crimes, and 90% of active duty CAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones. Crime is totally unknown. Corvetteland's national animal is the Corbitanic sea hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Trinitism.

Corvetteland is ranked 288,388^th in the world and 10^th in Imperial Federation for Most Primitive, scoring -555.26 on the Scary Big Number Scale.