The Republic of Corthallsuv is a mammoth, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 5.773 billion Corthallsuvians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong Corthallsuvian economy, worth 420 trillion scudoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 72,837 scudoes, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Corthallsuv's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Corthallsuv is ranked 246,891^st in the world and 10^th in Dispatchia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 80.78 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.