The Republic of Corruptini Assist is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its closed borders, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 268 million Corruptini Assistians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The Corruptini Assistian economy, worth 18.1 trillion Corruptees a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,523 Corruptees, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 193,046 per year while the poor average 18,812, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

New "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker, hot dogs have been renamed lukewarm pigs, it isn't a secret plot without caviar and foie gras, and nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corruptini Assist's national animal is the Corrupta Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Corruptini Assist is ranked 205,759^th in the world and 6^th in Regional League for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,663.97 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.