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PASSWORD

Spare the rod and spoil the child!
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,403rdMost Conservative: 5,487thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,626th
The Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Corporal Punishment

Population171 million

CurrencyCaning and physical punishment
AnimalVictims and offenders

The Republic of Corporal Punishment is a large, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 171 million Corporal Punishments are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 54.4%.

The strong Corporal Punishment economy, worth 10.3 trillion Caning and physical punishments a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 60,018 Caning and physical punishments, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, and the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corporal Punishment's national animal is the Victims and offenders, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Corporal Punishment is ranked 83,156th in the world and 1st in Corporal Punishment for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 54.41 Effective Tax Rate.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,403rdMost Conservative: 5,487thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,626thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,158thMost Authoritarian: 8,741st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Corporal Punishment, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporal Punishment, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporal Punishment, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporal Punishment, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporal Punishment, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporal Punishment, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Corporal Punishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporal Punishment, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporal Punishment, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporal Punishment, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in Corporal Punishment, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.

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