The Kingdom of Corbitania is a mammoth, cultured nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, flagrant waste-dumping, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 5.52 billion Corbitanics live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pandionia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Corbitanic economy, worth 748 trillion pilas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 135,683 pilas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 586,890 per year while the poor average 19,951, a ratio of 29.4 to 1.

Parents must decide between buying food and taking their children to the park, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, weather forecasts regularly cover meteor showers, and Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Pandionia to enjoy their national art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Corbitania's national animal is the Corbitanic sea hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Ipeonic imperial cult.

Corbitania is ranked 80,397^th in the world and 3^rd in Ipeonic Empire for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 13,819.64 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.