The Cool zone of Cool Country for Cool Guys is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a REALLY cool guy with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.021 billion cool people are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of cooltown i think. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient cool economy, worth a remarkable 5,122 trillion coolbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 300,972 coolbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles, A REALLY cool guy is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour, and recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed. Crime is totally unknown. Cool Country for Cool Guys's national animal is the weird lizard or something idk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is jokes and japes.

Cool Country for Cool Guys is ranked 3,163^rd in the world and 171^st in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 128.71 law-abiding acts per hour.