The Kosovo Founder of Controls is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 30.937 billion Controlers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Public Transport aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The thriving Controlsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,287 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 41,625 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Controls to be bombproof. Crime is moderate. Controls's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Unitarism.

Controls is ranked 284,044^th in the world and 2^nd in Kosovo for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 314.58 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.