The Empire of Constantino is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Argon I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 21.06 billion Constantinoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Environment, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinopel. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Constantinoan economy, worth 404 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 19,187 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cars are banned, Orthodox has been named as Constantino's national religion, Constantino has designated Constantinopel as its capital city, and Argon I has just been declared ruler of Constantino in an international press conference. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Constantino's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox.

Constantino is ranked 204,052^nd in the world and 2^nd in UDN for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring zero on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.