The Republic of Constance- is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.946 billion Constance-ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The very strong Constance-ian economy, worth 221 trillion songs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 56,194 songs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 242,541 per year while the poor average 8,294, a ratio of 29.2 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, organ donation is compulsory, and the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Constance-'s national animal is the dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Constance- is ranked 283,972^nd in the world and 24^th in The Trout Essembly for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 420.3 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.