The Ole Miss Rebels of Confederate Cornbread is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Joey Freshwater with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, free-roaming dinosaurs, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.241 billion Rebels have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oxford. The average income tax rate is 77.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ole Miss economy, worth a remarkable 1,226 trillion greybacks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 169,339 greybacks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Confederate Cornbread's national animal is the landshark, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Southern Baptist.

Confederate Cornbread is ranked 28,535^th in the world and 12^th in Bourbon Pecan Pie for Most Corrupt Governments, with 75.58 kickbacks per hour.