The Do I mean Cat's Republic of Comunist Cat is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.463 billion cat not a dogs are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Law & Order, and International Aid also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of cat civilization ii tombie XAXAXAXAXAXA. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish cat not a dog economy, worth 29.0 trillion comunisms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 19,803 comunisms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thieves claim they're simply working for the tax agency, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, and the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comunist Cat's national animal is the comunist cat not dog.

Comunist Cat is ranked 306,071^st in the world and 8^th in The Infinite Battlefield of Acheron for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 12,178.86 Standard Monetary Units.