The People's Republic of Comrade Occitania is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Conselh Generau d'Estat with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.223 billion Comrade Occitanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tolosa. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Comrade Occitanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,934 trillion Pesseta Occitanas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 464,778 Pesseta Occitanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Conselh Generau d'Estat is a silly poophead, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Comrade Occitania's national animal is the Leon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Comrade Occitania is ranked 76^th in the world and 2^nd in Solidaritat for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 294.27 on the Kitten Softness Rating.