The Советский Союз of Communo-Slavocia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Григорий Антонович with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.165 billion Communo-Slavs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Москва. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Communo-Slavocian economy, worth a remarkable 3,719 trillion Рубльs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 405,799 Рубльs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, and shipping canals are a bit like unimaginative cheese shops -- filled with debris. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communo-Slavocia's national animal is the Медведь, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communo-Slavocia is ranked 285,194^th in the world and 17^th in Slavija for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 11.27 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.