The Son of Communist Beijing Must be China is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by h̵̅͐͋̽̾̀̂̒͒̓͒̒̽̉͐̀͊̐̇̄͆̓̍̍̍͋͆͒̉̆̊̆̑̚̚͝͝͝ with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.851 billion pwjbpwbpbpj are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Degradja-Snadja-Kavren. The average income tax rate is 79.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient h̵̅͐͋̽̾̀̂̒͒̓͒̒̽̉͐̀͊̐̇̄͆̓̍̍̍͋͆͒̉̆̊̆̑̚̚͝͝͝ economy, worth a remarkable 1,344 trillion Sen Paiers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,872 Sen Paiers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, weather forecasts regularly cover meteor showers, and gun regulations are so strict even staple guns and hot glue guns are illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Communist Beijing Must be China's national animal is the Red Admiral Butterfly, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is That Asteroid.

Communist Beijing Must be China is ranked 20,548^th in the world and 1^st in son for Most Developed, scoring 86.67 on the Human Development Index.