The Thanks denis of Communism is when the gov does stuff is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 11.713 billion Communism is when the gov does stuffians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.3%.

The very strong Communism is when the gov does stuffian economy, worth 738 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,058 francs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,455 per year while the poor average 14,675, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

Party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, structures are raised on promises, and it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Communism is when the gov does stuff's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Communism is when the gov does stuff is ranked 57,544^th in the world and 605^th in eta for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,850.63 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.