The Incorporated States of Communism ES is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 191 million Communism ESians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The all-consuming Communism ESian economy, worth 18.6 trillion Swiss bank accounts a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 97,278 Swiss bank accounts, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 431,943 per year while the poor average 13,658, a ratio of 31.6 to 1.

The military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries, there's a bright dawn ahead for Communism ES, the government runs a surplus by selling its citizens, and kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Communism ES's national animal is the Bourgeoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Communism ES is ranked 77,100^th in the world and 10^th in AP Copotopia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,983.67 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.