The Borderlands of Commonu 3 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.61 billion Commonu 3ians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The very strong Commonu 3ian economy, worth 156 trillion Cents a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 59,772 Cents, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 205,064 per year while the poor average 12,787, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Commonu 3's national animal is the Cthulhu.

Commonu 3 is ranked 264,961^st in the world and 1^st in Commonu RP Region for Nicest Citizens, with 7.52 average smiles per day.