The Colony of Commando Thunder is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.404 billion Commando Thunderians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The very strong Commando Thunderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,242 trillion golden coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 58,043 golden coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 168,100 per year while the poor average 15,882, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

The police double as repo men, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Commando Thunder's national animal is the orange and white cat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Commando Thunder is ranked 139,278^th in the world and 22^nd in Foxtopia for Nudest, with 132.75 cheeks per square mile.