The Republic of Cominada is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Gabriel Iglesias with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.704 billion Cominadans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Public Transport, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Del Rico. The average income tax rate is 17.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Cominadan economy, worth 142 trillion Pesetoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,647 Pesetoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Cominada will pay them to stop, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cominada's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Cominada is ranked 241,949^th in the world and 120^th in Aceon for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,116.52 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.