The Despotic State of Comia Noracon is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Overseer Amulius Flavus with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 18.501 billion Comia Noraconians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The tiny, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyrrhus Deep. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Comia Noraconian economy, worth a remarkable 6,058 trillion Drachimas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 327,472 Drachimas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, theories that hold water are considered to have failed, and the fire protection service is wholly government-funded. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Comia Noracon's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Comia Noracon is ranked 17,228^th in the world and 1^st in Montreal for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,687.14 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.