The Despotic State of Comia Noracon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Overseer Amulius Flavus with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.324 billion Comia Noraconians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyrrhus Deep. The average income tax rate is 76.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Comia Noraconian economy, worth a remarkable 4,281 trillion Drachimas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 321,349 Drachimas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, bins outnumber trees in city parks, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Comia Noraconian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Comia Noracon's national animal is the Jaguar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Comia Noracon is ranked 1,020^th in the world and 1^st in Montreal for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5,196.54 pounds of wildlife per square mile.