Population | 18.52 billion |
Capital | The Black Hawks |
Leader | Red Back |
Faith | Black Hawks |
Currency | Songs Written By CoE |
Animal | Hymn of the Tireless Detagger |
The Black Hawk of Come Join Us II is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Red Back with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 18.52 billion Hawks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Public Transport and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Hawks. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.4%.
The frighteningly efficient a Hawk economy, worth a remarkable 2,075 trillion Songs Written By CoEs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 112,087 Songs Written By CoEs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 588,592 per year while the poor average 11,413, a ratio of 51.6 to 1.
Red Back is too busy listening to praise to get any work done, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, commemoration of the Great The Black Hawks War costs almost as much as the war itself, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Come Join Us II's national animal is the Hymn of the Tireless Detagger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Black Hawks.
Come Join Us II is ranked 226,551st in the world and 200th in The Black Hawks for Most Average, scoring 29.86 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Come Join Us II was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead, Most Zombified, and Most Zombies.
- : Come Join Us II was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Lucky Pink SGT Hawk of Army of Revolutions, infecting 481 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Come Join Us II was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Lucky Pink SGT Hawk of Army of Revolutions, infecting 526 million survivors.
- : Come Join Us II was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Lucky Pink SGT Hawk of Army of Revolutions, infecting 176 million survivors.
- : Come Join Us II was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Lucky Pink SGT Hawk of Army of Revolutions, infecting 245 million survivors.
- : Come Join Us II was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Following new legislation in Come Join Us II, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
- : Following new legislation in Come Join Us II, commemoration of the Great The Black Hawks War costs almost as much as the war itself.
- : Following new legislation in Come Join Us II, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Come Join Us II, Red Back is too busy listening to praise to get any work done.