The Queen's State of Columbian is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.725 billion Columbianians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.1%.

The very strong Columbianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,101 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 33,656 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is moderate. Columbian's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Columbian is ranked 32,863^rd in the world and 109^th in State for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,435.26 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.