The Kingdom of Colabergs is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by King Ian Melnish with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.241 billion Colabergsians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Welfare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colaton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Colabergsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,188 trillion Coal Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 73,184 Coal Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 362,671 per year while the poor average 8,374, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Dirt Dog, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and good looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Colabergs's national animal is the Dirt Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Colabergs is ranked 265,414^th in the world and 105^th in matheo for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -4.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.