The Democratic Republic of Cola Peninsula is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Aleksey Rudakov with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.968 billion Kolas enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murmansk. The average income tax rate is 67.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kola economy, worth 498 trillion Kola kroner a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 168,051 Kola kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, the government's new 'Crime Can Fight Itself' policy appears to be backfiring rather badly, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cola Peninsula's national animal is the Polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Cola Peninsula is ranked 7,187^th in the world and 5^th in The Global Elite for Nicest Citizens, with 37.99 average smiles per day.