The Colony of COFN33 is a titanic, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 18.406 billion COFN33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 14.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient COFN33ian economy, worth 745 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,514 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. COFN33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

COFN33 is ranked 137,921^st in the world and 1^st in Confederation of Fascists Nations for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,814.64 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.