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Cochinchina land of Cochinchina people
Largest Insurance Industry: 4,066thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,233rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,570th
The Autonomous Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Powerbroker
Ambassador | Minister of Foreign Affairs
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Cochinchinas

Population746 million

CapitalGia Dinh

CurrencyCochinchina silver coin
Animalswan

The Autonomous Republic of Cochinchinas is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 746 million Cochinchina peoples are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Public Transport and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gia Dinh. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.2%.

The powerhouse Cochinchinasian economy, worth 59.9 trillion Cochinchina silver coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 80,258 Cochinchina silver coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 292,206 per year while the poor average 15,672, a ratio of 18.6 to 1.

Swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cochinchinas's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cochinchinas is ranked 74,323rd in the world and 1st in Council of Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,322.61 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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5%
Largest Insurance Industry: 4,066thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,233rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,570thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,027thMost Primitive: 12,774thTop
10%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,406thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,603rdLargest Retail Industry: 15,871stMost Avoided: 26,624th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cochinchinas, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Cochinchinas, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • : Following new legislation in Cochinchinas, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Cochinchinas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive and Highest Unexpected Death Rate and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes and Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Cochinchinas, swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays.
  • : Following new legislation in Cochinchinas, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Cochinchinas, boys are forced to pair off for the school disco slow dance as the girls are all staying at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Cochinchinas, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • : Cochinchinas lodged a message on the Council of Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cochinchinas, foreign leaders never seem to want to shake hands with Leader.

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