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If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?
Largest Agricultural Sector: 4th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 22nd Largest Populations: 171st
The Empire of
Left-Leaning College State
Influence
Hegemony
Discordian King
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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CLU

Population35.176 billion

CapitalCLU CLU Land
LeaderErisson I Hastur

Currencyarcade token
Animalgrid bug

The Empire of CLU is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Erisson I Hastur with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 35.176 billion CLUians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CLU CLU Land. The average income tax rate is 2.0%.

The frighteningly efficient CLUian economy, worth a remarkable 9,230 trillion arcade tokens a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 262,414 arcade tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for CLUian citizenship in droves, and the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses. Crime is totally unknown. CLU's national animal is the grid bug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CLU is ranked 94,044th in the world and 5th in Discordia for Most Extreme, scoring 16.79 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Top
1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 4thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 22ndLargest Populations: 171stMost Cheerful Citizens: 272ndHighest Economic Output: 384thLargest Publishing Industry: 416thSmartest Citizens: 507thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 566thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 904thHighest Disposable Incomes: 937thMost Beautiful Environments: 999thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,064thRudest Citizens: 1,292ndBest Weather: 1,448thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,547thMost Cultured: 1,574thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,694thTop
5%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,977thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,007thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,205thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,366thHighest Average Incomes: 2,461stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,591stSafest: 2,902ndMost Developed: 3,034thMost Influential: 3,100thHealthiest Citizens: 3,399thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,037thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,197thHighest Drug Use: 5,711thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,048thTop
10%
Nudest: 8,701stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,230thLargest Governments: 10,638thMost Secular: 10,815thMost Stationary: 11,794thLowest Crime Rates: 12,315thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,545th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in CLU, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Species Extinction".
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for CLUian citizenship in droves.
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Drug Abuse Amelioration Act".
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.
  • : CLU was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak.

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