The Bloom of Cloud Orchestra is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its avant-garde cinema, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The democratic population of 2.732 billion Cloud Orchestrans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Public Transport, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Cloud Orchestran economy, worth 117 trillion mlems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 42,958 mlems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confused drunks wake up to irate drill sergeants whipping them into shape, skin-tone prom dresses are more unpopular than ever, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and the police insist that racism does not exist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cloud Orchestra's national animal is the kat, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cloud Orchestra is ranked 106,533^rd in the world and 6^th in Abraxas for Highest Drug Use, scoring 163.86 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.