The Republic of Clone Trooper 9 is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 1.54 billion Clone Trooper 9ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 37.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Clone Trooper 9ian economy, worth 59.7 trillion Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,741 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens, a nickname of "Doctor Death" probably indicates a decorated war hero, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clone Trooper 9's national animal is the Droid, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Clone Trooper 9 is ranked 210,150^th in the world and 4^th in The Black Walruses for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 625.55 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.