The Cavorting of Clickety-Click is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Fred Astaire with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.087 billion Clickety-Clickians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cuxhaven. The average income tax rate is 66.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Clickety-Clickian economy, worth a remarkable 4,392 trillion Yams a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,290 Yams, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The past is set in stone, cultural heritage is measured in Scoville Heat Units, the government is proud to report that ten percent of all tax revenue goes to funding suspected terrorist organizations, and betting ads have replaced the national anthem at the start of sports matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clickety-Click's national animal is the Boot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dallyism.

Clickety-Click is ranked 17,580^th in the world and 4^th in Medio for Largest Populations, with 21.1 billion capita.