The Alexa Intruder Alert of Claymore Roombas is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.771 billion Claymore Roombans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Administration, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The thriving Claymore Roombasian economy, worth 342 trillion Dogecoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 71,759 Dogecoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 472,744 per year while the poor average 4,230, a ratio of 111 to 1.

Frisbee games on college quadrangles are grounds for expulsion, mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants, Leader has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, and all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Claymore Roombas City. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Claymore Roombas's national animal is the Doge, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Claymore Roombas is ranked 176,232^nd in the world and 4^th in Alvaro for Highest Food Quality, scoring 13.51 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.