The Republic of Clammy is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning unicorn population. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 787 million Clammyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 23.6%.

The Clammyian economy, worth 30.8 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 39,125 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Clammy's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Clammy is ranked 98,015^th in the world and 1,108^th in the South Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,310.3 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.