The Kingdom of Claderlang is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jackie Chan with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.961 billion Claderlangians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Section 13. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.5%.

The very strong Claderlangian economy, worth 260 trillion Bages a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 52,494 Bages, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 296,466 per year while the poor average 4,566, a ratio of 64.9 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, all government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Section 13, and Jackie Chan has just been declared ruler of Claderlang in an international press conference. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Claderlang's national animal is the Oliver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Claderlang is ranked 248,884^th in the world and 6^th in Indian Mars for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.33 law-abiding acts per hour.