The Cilbuper of Cixixa is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Raider Oakland with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 8.433 billion Cixixans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latipac. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Cixixan economy, worth 510 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is 60,563 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cixixa's national animal is the Anthrax Bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tsitpab.

Cixixa is ranked 56,607^th in the world and 4^th in Sunset Shimmer for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,771.69 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.