Population | 10.907 billion |
Capital | City of Cispaltinaa |
Leader | Princess Maria of Braganza |
Faith | Secular |
Currency | Electronic Cruises |
Animal | Mountain Hawk |
The United Provinces of Cisplatinaa is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Princess Maria of Braganza with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 10.907 billion cisplatinos are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Cispaltinaa. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cisplatinaan economy, worth a remarkable 2,669 trillion Electronic Cruiseses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 244,792 Electronic Cruiseses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise", the sun now sets on the Cisplatinaan Empire, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation, and parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cisplatinaa's national animal is the Mountain Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular.
Cisplatinaa is ranked 6,069th in the world and 4th in Council of Asia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 111.89 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cisplatinaa's influence in Council of Asia rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Following new legislation in Cisplatinaa, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling.
- : Following new legislation in Cisplatinaa, the military is blowing up any threat to employment within the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Cisplatinaa, the sun now sets on the Cisplatinaan Empire.
- : Following new legislation in Cisplatinaa, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise".
- : Cisplatinaa was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Cisplatinaa, adults have never outgrown their fear of monsters.
- : Cisplatinaa's influence in Council of Asia rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Cisplatinaa's influence in Council of Asia rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Cisplatinaa's influence in Council of Asia rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".