The United Provinces of Cisplatinaa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Princess Maria of Braganza with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.758 billion cisplatinos have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Cispaltinaa. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cisplatinaan economy, worth a remarkable 2,908 trillion cryptocurrencieses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 247,397 cryptocurrencieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Witches' brews set off Geiger counters, they say that cisplatinos made a dessert and called it peace, former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins, and disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cisplatinaa's national animal is the Mountain Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular.

Cisplatinaa is ranked 14,079^th in the world and 336^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 76,693.14 Standard Monetary Units.