The United Commonwealth of Cironea is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dominika Czongor with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, avant-garde cinema, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 13.777 billion Cironeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karvárda. The average income tax rate is 33.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cironean economy, worth a remarkable 1,896 trillion Sapals a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 137,652 Sapals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

A formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, and private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cironea's national animal is the Katri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sventojism.

Cironea is ranked 27,999^th in the world and 2^nd in The Berghof for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.96 law-abiding acts per hour.