The Armed Republic of Chunks is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Owen with an iron fist, and renowned for its disturbing lack of elderly people, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.54 billion Chunksians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chunkers. The average income tax rate is 42.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chunksian economy, worth 201 trillion Chunks chunks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 130,946 Chunks chunks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Trolls insist that strings of racial slurs mean "good morning" in obscure languages, criminals are thrown to the Baseball bats to repay their debt to society, preschoolers outnumber veteran politicians in government, and pedants defending Lord Owen observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chunks's national animal is the Baseball bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is owenism.

Chunks is ranked 61,495^th in the world and 4^th in Great SHC Alliance for Most Developed, scoring 73.81 on the Human Development Index.