The Desolation Dominion of Chronotopia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alegient Salyavin with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, conspicuous electricity pylons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 45.391 billion Chronotopiens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aion Megopolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chronotopian economy, worth an astonishing 20,032 trillion Capitols a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 441,338 Capitols, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Big game hunters travel to Chronotopia to try their hand at shark-shooting, moonshine has made a resurgence, ghost regiments exist only on paper, and taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chronotopia's national animal is the Shobogum, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tempusanity.

Chronotopia is ranked 283,863^rd in the world and 10,591^st in Osiris for Safest, scoring 3.95 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.