The Empire of ChriS GrffiN is a very large, pleasant nation, notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 201 million ChriS GrffiNians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Public Transport, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.0%.

The ChriS GrffiNian economy, worth 8.17 trillion V-Bucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,629 V-Bucks, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, demolition derbies mostly consist of bicycles crashing into each other, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem. ChriS GrffiN's national animal is the Brian Grffin, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

ChriS GrffiN is ranked 193,401^st in the world and 956^th in the Outback for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,023.92 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.