The Greater land of Chootieland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Choo with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.186 billion Chootielandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of chootopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.0%.

The thriving Chootielandian economy, worth 90.7 trillion Ingots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 76,434 Ingots, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,979 per year while the poor average 21,506, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

The "war on terror" doesn't seem to be making Chootielandians any less frightened, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chootieland's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chooism.

Chootieland is ranked 10,963^rd in the world and 1^st in Down Under land for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 8,115.16 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.