The Republic of Chitinsky-District is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate population of 599 million Chitinsky-Districtians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.3%.

The powerhouse Chitinsky-Districtian economy, worth 52.6 trillion Ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 87,791 Ducats, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 331,821 per year while the poor average 16,160, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, the might of the entire Chitinsky-Districtian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, the government is flooded with compensation requests, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chitinsky-District's national animal is the Bear.

Chitinsky-District is ranked 53,618^th in the world and 292^nd in Novaya Zemlya for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 67.34 Effective Tax Rate.