The Republic of Chitinsky is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, enslaved workforce, and unlimited-speed roads. The devout population of 502 million Chitinskyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.3%.

The very strong Chitinskyian economy, worth 28.2 trillion Ducats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,254 Ducats, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 170,291 per year while the poor average 14,460, a ratio of 11.8 to 1.

Citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, every workday begins with group therapy, only those who apply can study applied maths, and invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chitinsky's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chitinsky is ranked 291,054^th in the world and 760^th in Novaya Zemlya for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.11 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.