The Cat of Chinese-Soviet-Republic is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Meow 1 with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.31 billion cats are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cat City. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Chinese-Soviet-Republician economy, worth 233 trillion cats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 54,101 cats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand, prison visits increase substantially during election years, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chinese-Soviet-Republic's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neoplatonic Theurgy.

Chinese-Soviet-Republic is ranked 11,256^th in the world and 21^st in The Black Hawks for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,696.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.