The He cant keep going of Chibi Bison is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Doctor with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.887 billion Chibi Bisonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lungmen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.9%.

The very strong Chibi Bisonian economy, worth 104 trillion ★★★★★s a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 55,315 ★★★★★s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 173,737 per year while the poor average 13,484, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

CB-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, emergency vehicles have built-in nudge bars to give uncooperative drivers a "gentle" push, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Chibi Bison's national animal is the Forte, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chibi Bison is ranked 88,825^th in the world and 3^rd in Penguin Logistics for Highest Drug Use, scoring 198.79 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.