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Most Pacifist: 9,210thSafest: 9,222ndNicest Citizens: 20,371st
The Kingdom of
New York Times Democracy
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Chavlands

Population167 million

CurrencyPound
AnimalDove

The Kingdom of Chavlands is a large, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 167 million Chavs enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 42.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Chavlandsian economy, worth 10.9 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,373 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Survivors of attempted maternal infanticide are sentenced to live with their mothers forever, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, civil servants refuse to enforce government regulations for fear of wider economic impact, and the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chavlands's national animal is the Dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Chavlands is ranked 114,384th in the world and 8th in Celtic Nations for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 42.44 Effective Tax Rate.

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Most Pacifist: 9,210thSafest: 9,222ndTop
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Nicest Citizens: 20,371stMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,143rdLargest Retail Industry: 32,703rd
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Safest: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chavlands, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavlands, civil servants refuse to enforce government regulations for fear of wider economic impact.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavlands, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavlands, survivors of attempted maternal infanticide are sentenced to live with their mothers forever.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavlands, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Chavlands to be bombproof.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavlands, it can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavlands, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavlands, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavlands, 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Chavlands, cash-strapped Chavs scour their bodies for fortuitous zits.

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