The State of Chatoyer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 29.346 billion Chatoyerians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.6%.

The very strong Chatoyerian economy, worth 896 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 30,564 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

All tariffs have been abolished, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Chatoyer has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chatoyer's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Chatoyer is ranked 161,131^st in the world and 7^th in Federated States of Micronesia for Most Primitive, scoring -60.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.